Monday, January 24, 2005

Whut Wud You Do?

If your handicapped Dad signed up for a course entitled "Belly Dancing for Quads"?

If your heavily Italian Mom was actually TRYING to grow a mustache?

If you saw a lifeguard wearing "floaties"?

If the only way to pray was while you were on fire?

If your thumbs weren't opposable, but you had always wanted to play XBOX professionally?

If ignoring April Fool's Day was punishable by death?

If it was legal to ride dogs?

If your coach was the only person to notice the "No Fear" tatt on your scrotum?

If knowing how to use a hot-glue gun, and enjoying flower craft, beading, scrapbooking, and making finger sandwiches was actually a turn-on to women?

If Micheal Jackson told you that "You look funny today"?

2 Comments:

Anonymous The Idiot's Older Sister said...

I'm cracking up! And BTW-- you misspelled Michael, you friggin' idiot!

March 1, 2005 at 7:15 PM  
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February 12, 2006 at 9:07 PM  

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